Fame Whore the Next Generation.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West stopped receiving attention for 30 seconds, so of course drastic measure had to be taken. Kanye took out his Gold Swavroski covered turkey baster and injected Kim with millions of future sex tape making fame whores.

He annouched Sunday Night at a concert in Atlantic City, something along the lines of "Stop the music and make some noise for my baby momma" then pointed at Kim. (Who then pointed her fat ass to a camera and started filming "Kim and Kanye: Kountdown to the birth") 

A lot of people thought December 21 was going to be the end of the world, this baby is gonna bring the end of days. 

XoXo,

Gaspatcho Jones